Hi, lovely to meet you!
Oh I see, another one of these? Great.
Sorry, are you being sarcastic? I think it might be unclear to anybody reading the transcript of this interview that you're being sarcastic.
Oh, so it's an 'interview' now?
Well, yes, what else would it be?
Oh I don't know, maybe a nonsensical conversation with a character who exists only in my head and refuses to discuss anything but his hatred for sunsets?
From my experience, that seems far less likely.
Oh?
Yes, I think interviews are much more common than what you've just described.
I've been hurt before.
Maybe I should go.
Maybe you should.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
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